Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Zuma dumps Tyson

The brief tumultuous relationship between ANC President, Jacob Zuma, and heavyweight boxer, Mike Tyson, came to an end, last week Wednesday, when the former deputy president, Zuma, left Tyson stranded at a fund-raiser.

Almost-News sources have claimed Tyson flew into S.A., under the pretense of a charity event, to mend his on-off relationship with Zuma. 'He[Tyson] really tried his best to make it work, but Zuma is too interested in furthering his political career,' claimed a close friend.

A teary-eyed Tyson confirmed the breakup on Monday, but claimed the split was mutual.'We decided he[Zuma] needs to focus on his political career and the betterment of the ANC. Things are just not easy for Jacob and I right now.'

Waseem -Allegedly- Dawood


Delon said...

Thank you for this info. I had a slightly tingly, uneasy feeling about two alleged rapists watching a boxing match together. At this clears it up.

The Organ Harvester said...

jacob is gonna find you and fuck you up. and btw, there is one rapist as convicted, the other was found not guilty. a newspaper was sued for saying that jacob was a rapist.