The Almost News team is very happy to announce the appointment of their first Foreign Matters correspondent, who will be reporting on issues from the UK and Europe.
"Yes, I have to say that I do believe that foreign affairs are relevant, as the world is becoming a global village, with it's fair share of village idiots. I am very happy to be a part of the team, in fact I have a feeling of pleasure which has a lot in common with being given first go in a bollock-kicking contest", Mr Parasputin said.
This new appointment comes amidst speculation from the Middle East, that there may be a headhunting campaign to take over reporters from established publications. The Almost News team has met these comments with a categorical denial that these rumours have any factual basis. "Our colleagues at Al-Jahiliyya have nothing to fear."
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Going global
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let me be the first to welcome you aboard. Almost News is grateful for acquiring such a talented young man. Remember our Motto 'Objectivity is nothing more than a high scoring word in scrabble
Welcome aboard, as self proclaimed editor in chief, I would like to direct you to the teapot.
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