Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Calls for Peace in Middle-Durban

Durban, South Africa Minority Front leader Amithabh Rajbachan calls for ceasefire this diwali, pleading to the rival Indian communities, Chatsworth and Phoenix, to put aside differences and embrace each other as brothers and sisters. Citing last year's incident, when several Indians where held back and one Moonien Muroogadesin had his mother severely sworn, as inhumane and a real tragedy. "It will keep getting worse unless the communities take swift action" he said.

Historians claim war started on slave ships, Phoenix and Chatsworth, when one aboard the Chatsworth exclaimed "This ship is banging ekse". Residents from Chatsworth believe it started when Aunty Saras stole Pushpa's AMC pots, Aunty Saras being from the Phoenix side. Casualties high on both sides and increasing the war shows no signs of ending. Many weapons have been chosen over the years such as taxi sound offs and who can wear the most gold without falling down.

A resident Phoenician on talks of peace "Only if those chassie boys recognize who really be rockfalling, I'm training my lighty to be a don, he has two gold tooth's, and can handle three chains...united!!"
A hopeful Amithabh Rajbachan concluded with "I have a dream, where all Indian communities can bang equally. A dream where all Indians can put facecloths in the back of their collies and not be singled out." A statement no doubt which will be echoed for generations to come.


The Organ Harvester said...

OMG that was hilarious. class. i actually know people like this. you left out the hold me back clashes at lugs.

r said...

lol! hamza sshhh.. don't tell the others but i love your articles most! And hey.. iv seen that picture on someone's facebook profile..

aksn1p3r said...

Hoishyoh! How u chooning my facecloth like that, u forgot how much i sweat when i swaai in the 'ot'ot'eat.

Mader post.. u mader!

Hamza Fareed said...

Awwww shucks you guys making me blush

M Junaid said...

this still cracks me up :)