Friday, November 30, 2007

Rick Rolling out of control


As the Rick Rolled toll soars, a group of concerned citizens,PARA (People Against Rick Astley), spearheaded by a few celebrities, have called for the immediate execution of Rick Astley for crimes against humanity.

'I have never been so insulted in all my life (except during the impeachment trials)', said former president, Bill Clinton, who was allegedly rick rolled 15 times while trying to click on 'nude intern pics'.'Once Hilary is in office, I will make sure rick rolling is punishable by death, but I still think we should start at the source.'

Another high profile rick rolled victim Paris Hilton, is unable to stop singing the infamous song.'Never gonna give you up ... never gonna let you down,' cried Miss Hilton.

'Ruck rou, Rick Rastley', said popular comic canine, Scooby Doo.

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-Waseem 'Allegedly' Dawood-

2 comments:

!Joe! said...

"I keep telling myself it's alright, even though I try. There's no question why: how can I be happy when...My arms keep missing you, who's been kissing you, since you went away..." hehehe, i couldn't help it...

I used to love Rick Astley back then, he had such a deep voice for a pretty white boy. Leave the poor thing alone :D

aksn1p3r said...

To all those who got caught... task manager --> end firefox. You bastard! Good one! That will teach people to stop saying "Rick Ashley".