After a recent Fatwa by Sheik Muhammad Munajid, claiming the mouse is 'Satan's Soldier' and even has gone so far to say killing of Mickey Mouse would be permissible, cartoon mice around the world have been put on high alert.
"I don't know why he don't like me. I'm so leetle. I don't take up much room. And don't eat much." said Speedy Gonzales.
The Brain, a mouse who is well known for his attempts at global conquest feels offended at being branded 'Satan's soldier.' "We work alone and attribute nothing to Satan. This gives me an idea though." The Brain remarked and afterwards asked his companion "Are you pondering what I'm pondering." To which Pinky replied, "I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella? "
The fatwa has led to radicals across the Muslim world to destroy the small, hand-controlled input devices connected to their computers.
"Not that mouse." reassured Sheik Muhammad Munajid.
Waseem -Allegedly- Dawood
Friday, September 26, 2008
Fatwa sparks fear in cartoon mice
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4 comments:
The radicals point i got from this comment here
The speedy quote from here
and Pinky quote from here
this Mufti is just sadly "plagued" by senility! I think he and the goats in hijab and sexually suggestive vegetables mufti are starting a cult!
can we have a protest march to save pinky n the brain?
That's the funniest news I have ever heared! ;)
Other News& Fatwas of interest:
Cartoonist gets death threats over Sarkozy 'Jew' quip - Times Online
Boycott Strawberries!
Pretending as a Doctor and gyno checking women become serious
Biker Mice from mars!
Desert Demons - you also know about the suggestive vegeatbles fatwa! Crazy hey.
thanks for keeping up the faith laddy
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